Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Saftey Who Worries about that? - Pick a Pic



I think it is funny that this country tries harder and harder to make it impossible to be stupid. Which only promotes the problem to the next level, because stupid people breed. I am sure you are going to find this hard to believe but natural selection has a purpose and if all the smart people gang together and tell people like the guy in the picture above that he is wrong (A two by four is never enough to hold a truck three feet off the ground and perhaps he should not be under it). Will we not someday further our race right into the ground.

Here's an example: Warning tags on hair dryers that warn against using product in shower. If you have to use a hair dryer in the shower, maybe we don't need you.
Or
Caution food coming out of the microwave is hot.. No shit, really? I know it is unlikely that anyone would kill themselves with a hot burrito but you get the point.

Seat belts in cars and helmets on motorcycles. We're forced to wear seat belts in cars now. Sure, its a good thing but perhaps we could cull the heard a little if we let the unintelligent masses who prefer not to wear seat belts, to shoot through the windshield at 70 miles an hour.

Finally my favorite, Motorcycle helmets. Reverse evolution at full throttle. We have seat belt laws to keep us safe in armoured chariots that can do a 100 but when you ride basically an engine with wheels you don't even have to wear a shirt. Stupid people fought long and hard to reverse that law and I give reverse evolution props for that one.

If you have not seen it yet run out and rent idiocracy. You will love it.

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